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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (11033)	8/18/1999 8:52:00 AM
From: JakeStraw	Respond to of 62549

Dan married one of a pair of identical twin girls. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. "OK," the judge said, "Tell the court why you want a divorce." "Well, your honor," Dan started, "Every once in a while my sister in law would come over for a visit, and because she and my wife are so identical looking, every once in a while I'd end up making love to her by mistake." "Surely there must be some difference between the two women." the judge said. "You'd better believe there is a difference, your honor. That's why I want the divorce," he replied.