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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Mark Peterson CPA who wrote (11060)	8/13/1999 10:37:00 PM
From: Wowzer	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Elevator Humor > 1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the > shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. > 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go > back for more. > 3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong > ones. > 4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know > what floor you're on. > 5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a > while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" > 6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then > scream, "That's mine!" > 7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. > 8) Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if > they have an appointment. > 9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play. > 10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they > hear something ticking. > 11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and > exits with the passengers. > 12) Ask, "Did you feel that?" > 13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. > 14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't > panic, they open up again." > 15) Swat at flies that don't exist. > 16) Tell people that you can see their aura. > 17) Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it. > 18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, > all of you, just shut up!" > 19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, > "Got > enough air in there?" > 20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without > getting off. > 21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in > horror,"You're > one of THEM," and back away slowly. > 22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other > passengers. > 23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. > 24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. > 25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, > "I > have new socks on." > 26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the > other > passengers, "This is my personal space." >