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To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (11069)	8/15/1999 1:01:00 AM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Respond to of 62576

After years of hard work, a man who has finally made his way in business decides to treat himself and buys an extravagance: A new Lamborghini. However, after buying it, he feels a bit guilty. So, he goes to the Rabbi of the Orthodox synagogue in his town and asks for a mezuzah for the Lamborghini. "You want a mezuzah for what?" the Rabbi asks. "It's a Lamborghini," the man replies. "What's a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi. "A car, an Italian sports car." "What? That is blasphemy!" the Rabbi shouts. "You want a mezuzah for a sports car? Go to the Conservatives!" Well, the man is reluctant, so he waits a few days but finally goes to the Conservative Rabbi and asks for a mezuzah. "You want a mezuzah for what?" the Rabbi asks. "It's a Lamborghini," the man replies. "What's a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi. "A car, an Italian sports car." "What? That is blasphemy!" the Rabbi shouts. "You want a mezuzah for a sports car? Go to the Reformed!" Again, the man feels guilty, but finally he breaks down and goes to the Reformed Rabbi. "Rabbi," he asks, "I'd like a mezuzah for my Lamborghini." "You have a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi. "You know what it is?" "Of course! It's a fantastic Italian sports car! Can I see it?" They go out and the Rabbi carefully looks over the entire car, finally settling into the driver's seat. "Well, this is fantastic," the Rabbi tells the man. "I have only one question." "What's that?" "What's a mezuzah?"

To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (11069)	8/15/1999 1:20:00 AM
From: nohalo	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62576

Enough of these Jewish jokes. An Englishman went to his favorite London restaurant- an Indian restaurant owned and operated by a magnificent Sikh. He ordered his meal, which was exquisite, except that every Chapatti(a kind of flatbread) he ordered had a small curly strand of hair on it. because he was a good Englishman with a very stiff upper lip, he removed each strand of hair, and enjoyed his meal. After the meal, curiosity got the better of him, and he called the Sikh owner over. " I really enjoyed your food, sir, but why was there a strand of hair on every chappati?" he asked. " I'm sorry sir, I don't know" The Englishman persisted, and offered the owner a five pound tip. The owner accepted, and led the English guy to the kitchen, where there sat an enormous countryman of the Sikh owner. He was stark naked, making chappaties in front of a hot cast iron plate on a small fire. He rolled up the chappaties, then flattened them with great force on his sweaty chest, and cooked them on the cast iron plate!! The Englishman was thoroughly disgusted and revulsed. "How can you serve this disgusting dish?" he cried. " Oh, that's nothing, sir" said the owner "You should see him making donuts". DA. (I happen to love Indian food, and also donuts!)