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To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (11072)	8/16/1999 10:47:00 AM
From: Jay	Respond to of 62576

The Roanoke Police Department, famous for its superior K-9 unit, was somewhat taken aback by this recent incident.... Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on all channels and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the woman ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps, put her face in her hands and moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"