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To: chalu2 who wrote (11157)	8/22/1999 8:52:00 AM
From: c.horn	Respond to of 62558

The health inspector shut down the restaurant on the corner of main street and second avenue. A new owner rebuilt the kitchen area. The inspector was very impressed with the new kitchen. Stainless steel counters and shelves. Floors of white marble. More lighting install making a bright and clean looking work area. Tongs hanging everywhere, the food was not touched by human hands. The inspector noticed a string hanging from the cooks fly and asked "What is the string for?" The cook replied, "When I go to the bathroom, I do not have to touch it, I just pull it out with the string." "Oh how neat," replied the inspector, "how do you get it back in?" The cook responded "With the salad tongs."