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To: Karin who wrote (2340)	8/26/1999 10:07:00 PM
From: Karin	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 2733

Two men were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, One of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, one did come forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that she could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out: "Make the entire ocean into beer!" Immediately the Genie clapped her hands with a deafening crash the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished to her freedom. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. The other man looked disgustedly at the one whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."