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To: TigerPaw who wrote (11196)8/24/1999 9:50:00 AM
From: PMS Witch  Respond to of 62550
 
Did they check the records? Maybe he only looks 112.

A while back, a village was discovered (In India, I think!) where the average person lived to about 120. Scientists swarmed down upon these people to determine how and why this was so. After a brief check, they discovered the people took the identity of their grandparents to avoid military service, thus adding 40 to 50 years to their 'official' age.

A popular way of improving fuel economy in automobiles -- just lie about it!

Cheers, PW.