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To: Edwarda who wrote (11242)	8/26/1999 6:44:00 PM
From: RSkarsten	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball.......... stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake. "What did you do?", asks the doctor. Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"

To: Edwarda who wrote (11242)	8/27/1999 12:02:00 AM
From: Neenny	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62558

The Prize A guy met a girl at a nightclub, and she invited him back to her place for the night. When they arrived at her house, they went right into her bedroom. The guy saw that the room was filled with stuffed animals. There were hundreds of them all over the place. Giant stuffed animals were on top of the wardrobe. Large stuffed animals were on the bookshelf and on the window sill, and a lot of smaller stuffed animals were on the bottom shelf. Much later, after they had sex, he turned to her and asked, "So ... how was I?" "Well," she said, "You can take anything from the bottom shelf."