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To: Alan Gallaspy who wrote (11263)	8/28/1999 1:31:00 AM
From: High Grader	Respond to of 62549

Beer and wings. Much better than that Bond stuff. A young couple decides they have had enough of the rat-race and move to the country. They live close to the Earth: wood stove, no electricity, no plumbing. After the first day the wife complains that the outhouse hurts her every time she uses it. "It doesn't hurt me," says the man after inspecting it. The woman proceeds to push his head down into the hole and suddenly he screams..."My beard! I've snagged my beard!" "See it hurts doesn't it?" she replies.

To: Alan Gallaspy who wrote (11263)	8/28/1999 2:55:00 AM
From: Dr. Id	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

There was not a thing funny about your Clinton bashing. Save it for the next election. I just can't believe what a bunch of sore losers Republicans are, the constantly have to try to tear down the president. IMHO, he does a perfectly fine job tearing himself down. I'm curious to see if as many Republicans join in on the George W. Bush "Just Say No Comment" Anti-Drug campaign as made jokes about Clinton not inhaling... Our first Coke-head President?(sort of ironic from the Governor of a state where people serve long prison sentences for possession...) JB

To: Alan Gallaspy who wrote (11263)	8/29/1999 8:58:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 62549

Q: How will Bill Clinton be remembered in history? A: As the president after bush. -------------------------------------------------------------------- A member of the Democratic party, recently deceased, approached the Pearly Gates. After exchanging pleasantries with St. Peter, he is led into the receiving area and handed a clock which is not running. Confused, and noticing the countless other clocks on the walls, the man asked Peter what they meant. "There is one clock for each living person, and they represent the amount of time each person had left to live on earth. Since you're obviously here now, yours has stopped." "Well, why is it that some clocks are running faster than others?" Peter explained, "when someone tells a lie, the hands will move faster, thus shortening the lifespan of that person." Curious, the deceased asked where Bill Clinton's clock was located. "Oh," St. Peter said, "I keep that one in my office -- it makes a great ceiling fan!"