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To: John Messbauer who wrote (11296)	8/30/1999 9:26:00 PM
From: John Carragher	Respond to of 62554

When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and > > > > staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after > > > > several > > > > weeks > > > > > > > > his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches. Ralph became quite > > > > concerned, > > > > so he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist. After an > > > > initial examination, the physician explained to the couple that, > > > > though > > > > rare, > > > > Ralph's condition could be cured through corrective > > > > surgery. > > > > > > > > "How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously. > > > > > > > > "Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised > > > > doctor. > > > > > > > > "Well," said the wife coldly, "You ARE planning to lengthen > > > Ralph's > > > > legs, aren't you ?" > > >