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To: The Philosopher who wrote (11304)8/31/1999 12:02:00 PM
From: Calvin Scott  Respond to of 62549
 
A Boy or a Girl?

Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other, “Are you a little girl or a little boy?”

“I don't know,” replied the other baby giggling.

“What do you mean, you don't know?” said the first baby.

“I mean I don't know how to tell the difference,” was the reply.

“Well, I do,” said the first baby chuckling. “I'll climb into your crib and find out.” He carefully maneuvered himself into the other baby's crib, then quickly disappeared beneath the blankets. After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with a big grin on his face.

“You're a little girl, and I'm a little boy,” he said proudly.

“You're ever so clever,” cooed the baby girl, “but how can you tell?”

“It's quite easy really,” replied the baby boy, “you've got pink booties and I've got blue ones.”

(Shame on your for thinking what you were thinking!!)



To: The Philosopher who wrote (11304)8/31/1999 1:09:00 PM
From: John Carragher  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
A man's son was about four years old when one day he got
home from Sunday School. When asked him what he'd
learned that day. The boy was quiet for a moment, then said,
"Dad, have any of the men in our family had their penises
criticized?'"
The wife cracked up and told him the term was "circumcised" --
but that the answer was still "yes."