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To: TigerPaw who wrote (11334)	9/1/1999 9:56:00 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Respond to of 62558

When Bill and Hillary moved into the Governor's mansion for the first time, she found a shoe box and asked him what was in it. He said," Please, Honey, don't open it." She agreed and respected his privacy. Years pass, and now in the White House, they are celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary. Hillary is dressing to go to dinner and remembers that shoe box under the bed. She just can't stand it and looks. In it are three beer cans and $18,074. She puts it back and goes to dinner with the President. After dinner they are sipping a drink, and she says,"Okay, I looked in the box." He said, "Well, Hon, I can explain. The beer cans I put in there because while I was on the campaign trail all those years, I cheated on you. For each time I did, I put a beer can in there to remind me to never do it again." She thinks, well, after all these years, all the time we've been apart, three times isn't so bad. She finishes her drink and asks, " But where did the $18,704 come from?" He replies, "Well, Hon, each time the box got full, I cashed the cans in and put the money in the box...."