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To: Kenneth V. McNutt who wrote (11345)	9/2/1999 10:06:00 PM
From: george wood	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62551

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready!...Aim!! ..." Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!" Everyone is startled and looks around while she escapes. The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! ... Aim!!..." Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!" Everyone is startled and looks around while she escapes. By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! ... Aim!! ..." ...and the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"

To: Kenneth V. McNutt who wrote (11345)	9/3/1999 8:40:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62551

A football player passes a burning building, and sees a young woman and her baby hanging out the window. The football player stops and yells to the woman, "Throw down your baby and I'll catch it!" The woman responds, "I can't throw my baby to you, I don't know you!" "It's okay", shouts the football player, "I'm in the NFL, I can catch anything!" The woman yells out "OK!" and drops the baby from the top floor. Just as it reaches about 50 ft. from the ground, a gust of wind grabs the baby and sends it flying. The football player chases after it, desperately stretching, trying to catch the baby. By this time quite a crowd has gathered. The baby is falling towards the ground. Can he make it? The football player dives, and makes the catch! The crowd goes wild!!! The football player gets up, yells "All Right!!!", starts dancing...and spikes the "ball"!