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To: Edwarda who wrote (11350)	9/3/1999 1:19:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

One afternoon, Little Johnny notices his daddy drive past the playground and into some nearby woods. Curious, he hides behind some bushes and finds his Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny is amused by this so he runs home to tell his mother. "Mommy, Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to take a look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss. Then, he helped her take off her shirt. And then, Aunt Jane helped Daddy take off his pants. And then, Aunt Jane got down on the seat and..." "Johnny, this is such an interesting story," interrupted his mother. "Suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it." Later that evening, at the dinner table, Little Johnny's mother said, "Johnny, why don't you tell Daddy and I the story you have for us." Johnny begins his story by describing the car going into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and... "Then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on business."

To: Edwarda who wrote (11350)	9/3/1999 3:41:00 PM
From: kenyshoe	Respond to of 62558

My personal favorite: "I know my limits, and I drink to exceed them."

To: Edwarda who wrote (11350)	9/3/1999 9:25:00 PM
From: James Lough	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Your Sinatra quote is a take off from the original Phil Harris quote which was in response to the question "Why do you drink". Answer - I can't imaging waking up in the morning, looking into the mirror and saying to myself - This is as good as I'm going to feel all day. Or something like that. Phil Harris is also responsible for the quote ( in his older days) when asked how he was feeling......His answer - If I knew I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself. Best Wishes, Jim