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To: c.horn who wrote (11382)	9/4/1999 5:44:00 PM
From: John Carragher	Respond to of 62558

That Darn Baby > -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- > > An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a > baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the > doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her > 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high > so he > could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did > so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the > newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him > to take his first breath. The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what > he thought of the baby. > > "Hit him again," the 5-year-old said. "He shouldn't have crawled > up there in the first place!" >> > >

To: c.horn who wrote (11382)	9/5/1999 7:07:00 AM
From: John Carragher	Respond to of 62558

A woman's car breaks down on the Interstate, so the driver eases over onto the shoulder. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out jump two men in trench coats, who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing themselves to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups occurs. It's not very long before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the driver of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What the hell is going on here?" "My car broke down," says the lady, calmly. "Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?" screams the cop. "These are my emergency flashers!"