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To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (11481)	9/13/1999 7:47:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 62549

A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. This woman came by and started asking about the babies. "Aren't they cute, what are their names?", asked the woman. The man giving the lady an angry look replied "I don't know". The lady asked, "Which one is the boy and which one is the girl?". The man looking angrier than before replied "I don't know". The woman then got angry and said, "What kind of a father are you?". The man replied "I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman and these are 2 complaints that I am taking back to my company!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: 'Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit.'