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To: The Philosopher who wrote (2432)	9/14/1999 5:27:00 PM
From: kanford	Respond to of 2733

Come on Chris! Lighten up! (oops) <GGG>

To: The Philosopher who wrote (2432)	9/14/1999 5:44:00 PM
From: The Rabbit	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 2733

Um, this has been gone over and over. Humor is in the eye of the beholder; one of my good friends is obese and he laughs at this sort of thing, too. If you don't like the joke, click on "next". By the way, there have been jokes involving blind people, and yes, they were funny. Remember the old philosophical chestnut about the five blind men trying to describe an elephant? Or the one about why farts smell (so blind people can enjoy them too)? BTW that was my obligatory joke for the thread :-) Just move along. Or do you simply enjoy kicking around the humorly-differently-abled of the thread? (PC snicker)

To: The Philosopher who wrote (2432)	9/14/1999 7:06:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 2733

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To: The Philosopher who wrote (2432)	9/14/1999 7:17:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 2733

A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver. “Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road”? The woman replied, “Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!” Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, “Ma'am ...that's your air freshener.”