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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: John Carragher who wrote (11519)	9/14/1999 5:46:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62551

. A Sad Day -------------------------------------------------------------------- Two friends meet in the street. One looked forlorn and almost on the verge of tears. The other man said, "Hey, how come you look like the whole world caved in?" The sad fellow said, "Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me forty thousand dollars." "That's not bad." "Hold on, I'm just getting started. Two weeks ago, a cousin I never knew kicked the bucket and left me eighty-five thousand free and clear." "I'd like that." "Last week my grandfather passed away. I inherited almost a quarter of a million." "The how come you look so glum?" "This week - nothing!"