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To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (11523)9/14/1999 10:59:00 PM
From: John Messbauer  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62551
 
A man had just picked up his girlfriend in his new convertible, and was driving by a hospital. At that time a baby was being circumcised, and the doctor did not have a receptacle handy to put the removed foreskin in, so he just chucked it out the window. It landed in the woman's lap, as the convertible passed by.

She screamed and shrieked.. "Ahhhhh...what's that?!?

The man replied..."Taste it, and if you like it I will give you a bigger piece."
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Two ROBINS were lying on their backs, BASKING in the sun. A mama cat and her kitten were walking by. The kitten complained, "Mama, I'm sooo hungry, what can we eat?" To which the mama cat, spying the two robins, replied, "How about some Baskin Robbins?"