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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: broken_cookie who wrote (11534)	9/15/1999 2:22:00 PM
From: Frederick Meacoe	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62558

Three men were trying to guess the professions of their respective dates of the previous evening, judging by their bedroom performance and conversation. The first insisted that his date had been a nurse, because she said, "Lie back and relax. This won't hurt a bit." The second concluded that his must have been a school teacher, because she had said, "Do it over and over until you get it right." The third figured that his date must have been a stewardess, because all she had said was, "Put this over your mouth and nose and continue to breathe normally."