Silicon Investor (SI) -- The First Internet Community

STOCKTALK

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor. We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community. If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.

Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (11538)	9/15/1999 2:51:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

WARNING!!! Please take time out of your busy lives to check your toilet paper stockpile. Make sure it's Y2K compliant!!! Word has it, if it isn't, come Jan. 1, 2000, it will roll back to 1900, then turn into Sears Catalogs!!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!! >>

To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (11538)	9/15/1999 3:34:00 PM
From: Wooly	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Oh, those wacky Nepalese! They are big time into E-Mail, no? Okay, okay, here is some tantric and blessed humor, very good, yes! Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail, and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him what? A super callused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.

To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (11538)	9/16/1999 5:23:00 AM
From: Mad_Mouse	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

31. Read between the lines. I guess you need to do this to figure out what #'s 24 & 25 are. :) 37. Don't trust a man/woman who doesn't close his/her eyes when you kiss. The only way to know this is to keep your own eyes open. If both keep their eyes open momentarily to see if the other keeps their eyes open, then they could mistakenly believe they can't trust each other, especially if both keep checking on the other, and keep catching each other. LOL. But then, I suppose the act of checking on someone suggests that you don't fully trust them in the first place. So how can you tell if someone doesn't close their eyes without opening your own?