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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (11554)	9/16/1999 10:48:00 AM
From: John Carragher	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62576

At a doctor's convention in Switzerland, a conversation was taking place > in a tavern after an enthusiastic mid-day lecture. A Danish doctor said, > "Medicine in my country is so advanced we can take a kidney out of one > person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks." > > A German doctor said, "That's nothing! In Germany, we could take a lung > out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 4 > weeks." > > A Russian doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced > that we could take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and > have them both looking for work in two weeks." > > The American doctor, not to be outdone, said, "Hah, we can take an > asshole out of Arkansas, put him in the White House and half the country > will be looking for work the next day!" >