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To: fiberman who wrote (11559)	9/16/1999 10:45:00 AM
From: John Carragher	Respond to of 62558

A young boy went up to his father and asked, "What is the difference > >>between potentially and realistically?" The father answered, > >>Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million > >>dollars. > >>Also, ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a > >>million dollars. Come back and tell me what you have learned." > >> > >>So the boy went to his mother and said, "Would you sleep with Robert > >>Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I > >>would!! I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like that." The boy then > >>went > >>to > >>his sister and said," Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million > >>dollars?" > >>The > >>girl replied, "Oh my God! I would just love to do that! I would be nuts > >> > >>to pass up that opportunity!!" > >> > >>The boy then thought about it for two or three days and went back to > >>his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between > >> > >>potentially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes, potentially > >>we're sitting on two million dollars, but realistically we're living > >>with > >>two sluts."