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To: John Carragher who wrote (11588)	9/18/1999 7:49:00 PM
From: Tomato	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62554

> A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the > street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they > decided to go in together to buy a car. > > After the purchase, they drove it home and parked it on the > street between them. > > A few minutes later, the rabbi looked out and saw the priest > sprinkling water on their new car. It didn't need a wash, so he > hurried out and asked the priest what he was doing. "I'm blessing > it," the priest replied. > > The rabbi considered this a moment, then went back inside the > synagogue. He reappeared a moment later with a hacksaw, walked > over to the back of the car and cut off two inches of the > tailpipe.

To: John Carragher who wrote (11588)	9/20/1999 4:32:00 PM
From: Jack Banana	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62554

There was this blonde that was tired of the stereotype, and decided to dye her hair brunette. After she did, she wanted to see if it would make any difference to how others treated her. She went for a nice long drive in the country, and came upon a shepherd tending his flock. She thought, "This would be a great time to show how intelligent I am." "Mr. Shepherd," she asked. "If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I have one?" He thought for a minute, and decided it was a good gamble, so he agreed. The "brunette" studied and studied, and after just a couple of minutes, she said, "You have exactly 542 sheep." The shepherd was dumbfounded. "That's exactly correct! I can't believe it. Since you are right, you can have one of my sheep." She chose one, tucked it under her arm, and was heading back to her car when the shepherd called out to her. . . . . . "Ma'm, if I can guess the true color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"