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To: Alan Gallaspy who wrote (11590)	9/19/1999 12:13:00 AM
From: HiGuy	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62554

The following quotes were taken from actual Federal employee performance evaluations: 1. Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. I would not allow this employee to breed. 3. This employee is really not so much of a 'has-been', but more of a definite 'won't-be'. 4. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap. 5. When she opens her mouth, it seems that it's only to change feet. 6. This young lady has delusions of adequacy. 7. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. 8. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. 9. This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better. 10. He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier. 11. He's been working with glue too much. 12. He would argue with a signpost. 13. He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves a room. 14. When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell. 15. If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one.