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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: netchise who wrote (11619)	9/21/1999 7:14:00 AM
From: Buckey	Respond to of 62553

I have seen that joke a few times with a few derivations and I have decided to make my own. A man recently had his wife run off with the assistant pro at his country club. This was very humiliating especially when he found himself having to play the pro in the clus pro-am match play tournament. He practices for weeks in hopes that he can beat the pro and is doing well when on the 8th hole he slices the ball into the woods. He goes into the woods to retrieve the ball and hears a voice say"Hey, come here." He goes toward the voice and finds a frog. He says "Kiss me and I will give you three wishes. But first I must warn you that whatever you wish for, your opponent will get 100 fold." He agrees and kisses the frog."What is your first wish?" the frog asks him." I want to be the best golfer in the world," he replies. "OK, but remember, your opponent will be 100 times better and you will never win the match,"warns the frog. "That's OK," he says. Poff - It is done ."What is your next wish?" says the frog."I want to be the richest man in the world," he says excitedly. "Well, OK. but your opponent will be 100 times richer than you." "No problem," he replies."Again poof he is the richest man in the world. "Then what is your third wish?". "With a winning smile he replies"I would like to be circumcised."