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To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (11655)	9/24/1999 2:37:00 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62558

Husband And Wife Decide To Change Sex Friday September 24 10:18 AM ET dailynews.yahoo.com BUDAPEST (Reuters) - A Hungarian husband and wife in the western city of Szekesfehervar have decided literally to trade places and each is now undergoing a sex change operation at the local hospital, local media reported Friday. Hospital staff had to take the transsexual couple home secretly Thursday after a checkup to avoid a throng of journalists trying to interview them, Hungary's Kossuth Radio reported. The couple have not disclosed their names and have refused to give interviews, the radio said.

To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (11655)	9/26/1999 7:43:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 62558

It was Judi's first plane trip. Boarding the aircraft she settled into a window seat in the non-smoking section. A man came over and politely said, "Ma'am, you're in my seat." "Go away and find another seat!" she replied. He said, "Okay, fine, you fly the plane." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A guy from the Deep South comes to New York and the indoor plumbing amazes him. He's so intrigued by the way the toilet works that he goes to the Sewage Disposal Plant to check it out. One of the inspectors shows him to the conveyor belt that carries all the bowel movements. As the piles of shit parade by them, the inspector says, "You can tell by inspection who the assorted feces belong to. See that one? I'm sure it's the turd of a Mexican. See the pieces of taco shell, and the tomato seeds? And this next one is obviously the turd of a Chinaman or a Jap...seethe fish eyes and the rice in it? And this next one is surely from a queer." The hick says, "How can you tell?" The inspector says, "It's dented on one end."

To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (11655)	9/26/1999 7:44:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze Class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, Gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner." The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. "Yes?" replied the teacher. "Is it all right if she carries the golf bag while we walk?" ------------------------------------------------------------ Bumper Sticker "Sticks and stones may break my bones but wips and chains excited me"