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To: Sarkie who wrote (11699)9/26/1999 11:33:00 PM
From: Sarkie  Respond to of 62558
 
The Quiet Thief
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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the
burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant.

"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into
the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that
for years!"