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To: Don Pueblo who wrote (11705)	9/27/1999 9:04:00 AM
From: Don Pueblo	Respond to of 62558

Computer Problem Report Form From Your Friendly Technical Support Staff 1. Describe your Computer problem: ________________________________________________________________ 2. Now, describe the problem accurately: ________________________________________________________________ 3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: ________________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________________ 4. Problem Severity: A. Minor____B. Minor____C. Minor____D. Trivial____ 5. Nature of the problem: A. Locked Up____ B. Frozen____ C. Hung____D. Shot_____ 6. Is your computer plugged in?Yes__ No__ 7. Is it turned on?Yes__ No__ 8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__ 9. Have you made it worse?Yes__ 10. Have you read the manual?Yes__ No__ 11. Are you sure you've read the manual? Yes__ No__ 12. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual?No__ 13. Do you think you understood it?Yes__ No__ 14. If 'Yes' then why can't you fix the problem yourself? ________________________________________________________ 15. How tall are you? Are you above this line? _____________ 16. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred? ________________________________ 17. If 'nothing' explain why you were logged in. _________________________________________________________ 18. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes__ No__ 19. How does this problem make you feel? ______________________ 20. Tell me about your childhood. ______________________________ 21. Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem? Yes__ No__ 22. Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes__ 23. Someone will get back to you in about two weeks. OK_____