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To: Sarkie who wrote (11719)	9/28/1999 11:59:00 AM
From: Sly_	Respond to of 62552

ROFLMAO... now thats the best joke I heard all month (EOM)

To: Sarkie who wrote (11719)	9/28/1999 1:27:00 PM
From: Calvin Scott	Respond to of 62552

Maybe Clinton should read this: One night I had a wondrous dream, One set of footprints there was seen, The footprints of my precious Lord, But mine were not along the shore. But then some stranger prints appeared, And I asked the Lord, “What have we here?” Those prints are large and round and neat, “But Lord, they are too big for feet.” “My child,” He said in somber tones, “For miles I carried you alone. I challenged you to walk in faith, But you refused and made me wait.” “You disobeyed, you would not grow, The walk of faith, you would not know, So I got tired, I got fed up, And there I dropped you on your butt.” “Because in life, there comes a time, When one must fight, and one must climb, When one must rise and take a stand, Or leave their butt prints in the sand.”

To: Sarkie who wrote (11719)	9/28/1999 1:30:00 PM
From: Mike 2.0	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

79 Percent Of Americans Missing The Point Entirely Funny, and yet, too close to the truth... theonion.com