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To: High Grader who wrote (11734)	10/19/1999 10:40:00 PM
From: hawkeye	Respond to of 62558

hawkeye see that today SEC institute proceedings against Thor Industries, Inc. This remind hawkeye of another story. One day Zeus summoned Thor the God of Thunder to his chambers. Zeus told Thor that he felt it was time that Thor learned of the frailties of being human first-hand. Zeus ordered Thor to descend to Earth as a mortal to live among his subjects for a period of time. Within an instant, Thor found himself standing at the IRT subway stop at 42nd street in Manhattan where his gaze fell upon a delicious example of human femininity (i.e., piece-of-ass). It was love at first sight!! Thor became overwhelmed with physical sensations that he never knew before. Before she knew it, Thor had transported them both to her apartment where they made non-stop-passionate love all-night-long until the next morning. Upon learning of this, Zeus immediately recalled Thor to his chambers for a "brow-beating". Zeus commanded Thor to return to Earth, to divulge his true identity to the woman who was the object of his mortal passions, and to apologize. Instantaneously, Thor again found himself at the IRT 42nd street subway station in Manhattan where again he met the woman. He approached the woman and said: " I AM THOR!!!" whereupon the woman replied:" YOUR THOR!! I'M SO THOR I CAN HARDLY PITH!!!!"