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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Cheeky Kid who wrote (11738)	9/29/1999 8:14:00 AM
From: Carole Olkowski	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62552

REJECTED DR. SEUSS BOOK TITLES 1. The Cat in the Blender 2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbet 3. Fox in Detox 4. Who Shat in the Hat? 5. Horton Hires a Ho 6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax 7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day 8. Your Colon Can Moo---Can You? 9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil 10. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch 11. Are You My Proctologist? 12. Yentl the Lentil 13. My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket 14. Aunts in My Pants 15. Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff! 16. Horton Fakes an Orgasm 17. The Grinch's Ten Inches 18. Green Cheese & Spam 19. Who Flung Goo on Betty Sue? 20. Come On I Wanna Lay Ya 21. Russell the One-Eyed Love Muscle 22. Feel It, Find It, Pick It, Flick It