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To: Cheeky Kid who wrote (11747)	9/29/1999 10:59:00 AM
From: Carole Olkowski	Respond to of 62552

Sorry CK, Im coming out of the closet. <G> Carole

To: Cheeky Kid who wrote (11747)	9/29/1999 11:07:00 AM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62552

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