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To: Len who wrote (11774)	9/30/1999 10:32:00 AM
From: Len	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62551

To counter-balance all the blonde jokes: What do brunettes miss most about a great party? The invitation. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette? A hostage. Who makes bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? It matches their mustache. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette? Brown-bagging it. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? No one else wants it. Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? So brunettes can remember them. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? Invisible. What's a brunette's mating call? "Has the blonde left yet?" Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable. Why is the brunette considered an evil color? When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?!?

To: Len who wrote (11774)	9/30/1999 10:37:00 AM
From: Len	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62551

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know, if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." While this was on the edge of tolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence. The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, "You know, if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra." This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his package. With a death grip in place she said, "You know, if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the butler, the pool man, and your brother."