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To: Chris K. who wrote (11785)	9/30/1999 5:16:00 PM
From: John Carragher	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest, and asked if the priest >>>would hear his confession. "Of course, my son", said the priest, >>>"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman >>>knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans. >>>I hid her in my attic, and they never found her." >>>"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess", >>>said the priest. >>>It's worse, Father. I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for >>>rent of the attic with her sexual favors", continued the old man. >>>"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -- >>>you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans >>>had found you hiding her. I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will >>>balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest. >>>"Thanks, Father", said the old man. "That's a load off of my mind. >>>Can I ask another question?" >>> Of course, my son", said the priest. >>>The old man asked "Do I need to tell her that the war is >>>over?" >>>