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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (11789)	9/30/1999 7:55:00 PM
From: Calvin Scott	Respond to of 62552

This has been making the rounds but I thought I would share with those who have not seen it. TRUE STORY... After many complaints, the Edgell canned food company was forced to remove these labels from a particular line of canned veggies. It actually took months of convincing to remove them because Edgell could not understand what the problem was. To see the offending label, click here rivendell.cc.uky.edu

To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (11789)	9/30/1999 8:00:00 PM
From: Calvin Scott	Respond to of 62552

An accountant leaves a note for his wife one Friday evening which reads: Dear Wife: You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs you cannot fulfill! By the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18 year old secretary. I'll be home before midnight. When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him which read as follows: Dear Husband: You too are 54 years old and by the time you receive this fax, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with my handsome and virile 18 year old boy toy. Since you are an accountant, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up!