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To: Ian@SI who wrote (11794)	9/30/1999 10:07:00 PM
From: Kenneth V. McNutt	Respond to of 62552

Don't mess with Grandma! > True Story - these are always the best!! > > Carjacking Foiled: An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return > found 4 males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew > her handgun, pointed it at the four intruders, screaming at them at the > top of her voice, "I KNOW HOW TO USE THIS AND WILL IF REQUIRED ...... SO > GET OUT OF THE CAR!!" > > The 4 men didn't wait around for a second invitation. They immediately got > out and ran like mad, whereupon the lady proceeded to load her shopping > bags into the back of the car and got into the drivers seat. > > She found, however, that she had a small problem: her key wouldn't > fit the ignition. > > Puzzled, she got out and looked up and down the row of cars. Sure > enough, she spotted her car which was identical and parked four/five > spaces further down. She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the > police station. She told her story to the desk sergeant who nearly tore > himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter > where 4 pale white males were reporting a car-jacking by a mad elderly > white woman. > > No charges were filed. > >