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To: Sarkie who wrote (11798)	10/1/1999 1:03:00 AM
From: Sarkie	Respond to of 62552

FUNNY SIGNS Plumber "We repair what your husband fixed." On the trucks of a local plumbing company here in NE Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip, call your plumber!!" Pizza shop slogan: 7 days without pizza makes one Weak!! At a Tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout." Door of a plastic surgeon's office : Hello, can we pick your nose? Sign at the psychic's hotline: Don't call us, We'll call you. At A Laundry shop: How about we refund your money Send you a new one at no charge Close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory? 'Signed Customer Service' At a towing company: "We won't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." Billboard on the side of the road : "Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs"