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To: William B. Kohn who wrote (11803)	10/1/1999 1:14:00 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

Subject: The Truth about Engineers Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer? A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to be an undertaker. Q: What do engineers use for birth control? A: Their personalities. Q: How can you tell an extroverted engineer? A: When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes instead of his own. Q: Why did the engineers cross the road? A: Because they looked in the file and that's what they did last year. Q: How do you drive an engineer completely insane? A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map the wrong way. You might be an engineer if: Choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or upgrading your RAM is a moral dilemma.