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To: Pink Minion who wrote (14)10/3/1999 3:45:00 AM
From: Pink Minion  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 54
 
Father O'Reilly is holding confession when Tommy comes in and says, "Bless me Father for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."

The Priest says, "Who was the woman you were with?"

"I cannot tell you for I do not wish to sully her reputation", answers Tommy.

Father O'Reilly asks, "Was it that Brenda O'Malley?"

"No father."

"Was it Fiona MacDonald?"

"No father."

"Was it Ann Brown then?"

"No father, I cannot tell you."

The priest says, "I admire your perseverance but you must atone for your sins. Your pennace will be five Our Fathers and four Hail Marys."

Tommy goes back to his pew and his buddy Sean slides over and asks, "What happened?".

Tommy replies, "Well, I got five Our Fathers, four Hail Marys and three good leads!"

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A polish joke
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