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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Arctic Trader who wrote (11834)	10/3/1999 11:12:00 PM
From: Mephisto	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

[sometimes the truth is not funny to some] from Artic Trader. To smart women (From Mephisto) 1. I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb ... and I also know that I'm not blonde. Dolly Parton 2. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. Erica Jong 3. My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. Rita Rudner 4. I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. Wendy Liebman 5. I think-therefore I'm single. Lizz Winstead 6. When women are depressed they may eat MEN invade another country. 7. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. Maryon Pearson 8. In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. Margaret Thatcher 9. Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. Gloria Steinem 10. I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. 1)I have a dog that growls every morning, 2) a parrot that swears all afternoon, 3) and a cat that comes home late at night Marie Corelli 11. If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? Linda Ellerbee 12. Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. Eleanor Roosevelt