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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (11860)	10/5/1999 4:04:00 PM
From: John Carragher	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

NEW CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you. The peace-making meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict. The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water ... The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus. Next Thursday, there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get. The agenda was adopted...the minutes were approved... he financial secretary gave a grief report. Barbara C remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons. The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church. Missionary from Africa speaking at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine: Name: Bertha Belch. Announcement: "Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa." Announcement in a church bulletin for a National Prayer & Fasting Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting & Prayer conference includes Meals. "Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (11860)	10/6/1999 10:19:00 AM
From: JakeStraw	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62552

Remember - A gay Indian is one brave sucker...