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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Bargain Hunter who wrote (11869)	10/6/1999 2:12:00 PM
From: Calvin Scott	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62554

You know you are in Green Bay when. . . You've had hamburgers with butter on them. You enjoy hearing “The Bears Still Suck Polka” For the most part, you go to Milwaukee only for festivals and concerts Someone called you a “little beeler” when you were a kid You've eaten a kneecap You hate paying a cover charge to hear live music You hold your breath going through Kaukauna on US 41 You've been to or heard all about the parties at Long Tail Instead of “DePere”, you say “Deep Here” You think of Zima as something other than a drink You know what FIBs and FISHTABs are and how to spot them You know there's more to a good brat than just throwing it on a grill No one has to explain to you the definition of bubbler Only as a last resort will you park in a ramp In your opinion, there's only one professional sports team in Wisconsin You can smell when they're making dryer sheets at P&G You're not a culture snob, but you enjoy seeing shows at the Weidner Center You think there's too much traffic in Door County during the summer You either have season tickets for the Packers or are among the 48,000 or so on the waiting list You remember when Oshkosh was the place to be on St. Patrick's Day You don't get out your winter coat until the temperature gets below zero You go to a fancy restaurant in a big city and ask, “what do you have for tappers?” It doesn't bother you that there's no sand and no place to swim at Bay Beach You know there's something missing from the Spirit of Northwest statue in front of the Brown County Courthouse You've had booyah at a church picnic Friday wouldn't feel like a Friday if you didn't have fried perch You were a bartender before you were old enough to drink legally And, finally, you know you're from Green Bay when you realize the area may not be perfect, but it didn't need All-American City honors for you to recognize it's not a bad place to live.