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To: still learning who wrote (11882)	10/7/1999 1:30:00 PM
From: Carol Putnam	Respond to of 62554

Answers To Questions You Never Thought To Ask ... Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing? He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink. How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it. How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb? She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment." What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? "Dam". What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids. What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese. What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.