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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: OldAIMGuy who wrote (11887)	10/7/1999 8:24:00 PM
From: John Carragher	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62550

Little Susie was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me,Susie, who created the universe?" When Susie didn't stir,little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty !" shouted Susie and the teacher said, "Very good" and Susie fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Susie, "Who is our Lord and Savior,"But, Susie didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Susie and the teacher said, "Very good," and Susie fell back asleep. Then the teacher asked Susie a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny Jabbed her with the pin.This time Susie jumped up and shouted, If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" The Teacher fainted.