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To: Calvin Scott who wrote (11929)10/11/1999 3:26:00 PM
From: Allen J. Tower  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62551
 
Foe everyone that knows how to Square Dance, get someone to call this and have a great time:
THE NEW SQUARE DANCE

Up with the petticoats
Down with the pants
Out with the peckers
Everybody dance

Girls with the rag on
Up against the wall
Guys with a hard on
Promenade the hall

Girls grab your partners
Firmly by the balls
Drag him down
The length of the hall

Make him hollar
Make him shout
Put your ass
Up against his mouth

First lady go
Second lady pass
Third ladies finger
Up the fourth guy's ass

Finger out
Promenade the hall
Now release
the poor guys balls
THENNNNNN

Down with the petticoat
Up with the pants
For this is the end
Of the new square dance