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To: Edwarda who wrote (11938)	10/13/1999 4:24:00 PM
From: Mephisto	Respond to of 62549

FEMALE COMEBACKS *********************** Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. ************************************************** Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. ************************************************** Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine ************************************************** Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. > ************************************************** > Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? > Woman: Do not enter. > ************************************************** > Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? > Woman: Unfertilized. > ************************************************** > Man: Your body is like a temple. > Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. > ************************************************** > Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. > Woman: But would you stay there? > ************************************************** > Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. > Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. > **************************************************** > > >