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To: Len who wrote (11968)10/17/1999 7:14:00 PM
From: Mephisto  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked,
"How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop and said,"About two hours."

The guy left.

A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the
door and asked,"How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around at the shop full of customers
and said, "About two hours."

The guy left.

A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop
and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?

The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an
hour and a half."

The guy left.

The barber looked over at a friend in the shop and
said, "Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes.

In a little while, Bill came back into the shop
laughing hysterically.

The barber asked, "Bill, where did he go when he left
here?"

Bill looked up and said, "To your house."