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To: MrsNose who wrote (11974)	10/14/1999 9:43:00 AM
From: Thomas Payne	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

Introducing White Trash Barbie!! She's larger and meaner than them other prissy, stuck-up, thank-thur-better'n-you Barbies! Now every girl can live the fantasy of ignorance and poverty with her special trailer-park friend. Every White Trash Barbie comes complete with: * Two packs of Marlboro's for Barb's smoking pleasure! * A six-pack of cheap beer (It's on sale!) to refresh Barbie during her busy day of bitching and watching TV. * Stylish, every occasion Spandex pants, halter/tube top and flip-flops (hot pants or blue jean cutoffs may be substituted on dolls shipped to Alabama). * Miracle-o'-procreation button! Press button on Barb's back and she's pregnant...again! * Action bitch pull string! Barbie can say 11 phrases, including-"Kids git the hell outer my yard!", "Git me anuther beer, baybee", "Whur's my f**ing cigarettes?", and more!! Also Available: Barbie Doublewide Dream Trailer. Mobile home fun complete with stained carpet, broken steps, and TV set. Barbie's wormy pet cat Rufus also included. Disassembles for use with the Tornado Action Playset (sold separately). * Barbie dream car. 1986 Chevy Chevette in mix-n'- match colors and smokin'chokin'exhaust. Coat hanger radio antenna. Holds two White Trash Barbies or fifteen MexMigrant Barbies (sold separately). * Abusive boyfriend Ken with Asskickn' leg action and Pimp Slap backhand. With cowboy boots and MD 20/20 bottle. Curses, mumbles when string is pulled. African-American version available (exc. Mississippi). * Married-Life Ken with Beer-bustin' Expanding Waist (see disclaimer below). Molded to recliner. With TV remote, beer, chips. Says "Shut up, woman" and "Git me a beer." Disclaimer: Waist cannot be reduced once expanded.