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To: John Carragher who wrote (11988)	10/14/1999 6:41:00 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Respond to of 62569

"Mr." God? You think it's the same kid? A secretary, a paralegal and an attorney in a law firm are walking through a park on their way to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one." "Me first! Me first!" says the secretary. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone. "Me next! Me next!" says the paralegal. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone. "You're next," the Genie says to the attorney. The attorney says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."